What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 04:57

Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How Much Sun Do You Really Need to Get Enough Vitamin D? - Verywell Health
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
No go.
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What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Red Sox’ Roman Anthony already has done something Alex Bregman hasn’t - MassLive
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones